"You can never can tell"

While digging through my e-mails, I stumbled upon one, which I read, and found amusing. This story has two parts, I'll upload the next part tomorrow (para may magawa for comsci :D)

You can never can tell
We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from
the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one
time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a
second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes.
The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute
pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I
hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry
ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained
naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko,
connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch?
Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang
galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!I cried
buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na
this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his
feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love.
Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed
our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.
After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you
marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin
mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be
true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many
splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything
swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang
sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng,
"Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the
fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were
still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some
slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had
to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her
boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role
of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I
told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would
believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem
anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything
is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend
said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look
at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never
can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there.
Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray
for the internal and external repose of your
soul. I second emotion.
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Naintindihan niyo ba?
It deserves many rereads, para maintindihan. Have fun~